at the job interview
- interviewer: i see you have photoshop experience. can i see your portfolio?
- me: of course! *hands the interviewer a folder containing hundreds of "today is the day marty mcfly goes to the future" images*
- interviewer: you're hired
"It grew louder—louder—louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God!—no, no! They heard!—they suspected!—they knew!—they were making a mockery of my horror!"
—The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe